For those who are unfamiliar with the Australian comedy scene, Flacco defies description. I’m not even going to try. Suffice to say that he is the brainchild of Paul Livingstone, and he takes comedy beyond the crazed thoughts of Stephen Wright, well beyond the Pythonesque, and into the downright weird and paralogical. But every now and then he becomes almost comprehensible. And on the ABC Science Show, he had this to say:

Obviously there is intelligent design at work here. For what are the chances of being born on a planet with just the right amount of gravity? Intelligent design. Your finger fits perfectly into your nose. Intelligent design. Is a cow an accident? The naked mole rat, maybe, but every designer has their off days.

The full transcript is wonderful. Thanks to Forbzy for the link.