Attention, Mortals!

It has come to Kanaloa’s awareness that you cannot transcend time and space. I pity you all. To ease the pain of your pathetic, physics-embedded existence, here is a list of acolytes and the times at which they will be in semi-predictable locations. Beware, though, the limitations of feeble humans. Bound by time, space, and physical laws, they can be relied upon only to be unreliable. Check back here or the Conjure squid festival program for the inevitable changes.

The Squid God has spoken!