Lawson … you’re weird.

Deeply, deeply weird.

Thanks, Deb, but you know this isn’t a poll for the weirdest. Or the most sarcastic. Either one of which I would probably win by a wide margin. Although now that I think about it, Ben would probably do pretty well on those scores too.

(…but damn funny.)

Can I vote for Dylan Moran instead of all those other dudes?

No but you could vote for me – if I was part of the competition. Hey Lawson, how come I’m not part of this sick competition? Huh? Aren’t I good looking enough? Huh? (: Just don’t addTrevor Stafford. Apparently he’s the one who wins all these competitions. Good-looking bastard. Actually, don’t add me – it’s too weird even for me, I think.

RTQ, as our exam tutors used to say. RTQ. That’s short for Read The Question. Of course, in particularly vexatious moments, the acronym would be RTFQ.

If you want to vote for someone who isn’t on the poll list, just hit the button that asks you to provide another answer. So, Cat, you could vote for Dylan Moran. He would be a very good choice. IF HE HAD WRITTEN ANY SF. Apart from that small matter, he would be an excellent candidate. And before you ask, the answer is no, being wasted (in both senses of the word) in Shaun of the Dead doesn’t count.

And Rjurik, you could be part of this competition. If you wanted to. And I can see right through your “actually don’t add me” comment. You’re sulking. I can hear the whiney tone in your voice from 2000 km away. Believe me, I would have added you if I could have found a decent online photo. Even Andy’s online photos aren’t the best. He does in fact look much more dishy than the photo I’ve put up here. But yours just weren’t worth using. A hint, Rjurik: if you want to look good in photos, you can’t be so self-conscious. Smile at the camera, tilt your head back, laugh, throw your wet hair in a circle, that sort of thing, and you’ll be a sex symbol in next to no time. As Paris Hilton, Courtney Love, and Tom Cruise have proved, you don’t have to be remotely attractive to become a sex symbol. So long as you act like you’re attractive, a surprisingly large number of people will come to believe it.

How does that explain Dylan Moran? Who’s neither attractive nor acts like he is?

Man, Chris, where were you when I needed you? Huh? I need a stylist. I need advice man… Just gonna go get my hair wet and swish it round…see if I can…oh bugger it, don’t think I can smile…oh well, guess it wasn’t meant to be (: You’re right…photos make me self-conscious. Except if I’m drunk…maybe you could buy me a drink?