The octodog is cheap, fun and contributes the most to childhood obesity and early heart disease. What’s not to like?

The Crusher bot is fun, expensive, powerful and crushes things. But, aside from bringing you beer at the cricket, what would you use it for?

The wing thing is as dangerous as all get out, fun and scary too, and you get to wear a funny suit in public. It seems to contribute little to global warming and I’m sure it can be justified as vital to the war on terror, so lets buy a bushel of ‘em!