This story from Toledo Tales is short on plausibility…

(Toledo, OH) Police and animal investigators removed several dozen Australian wombats from a north Toledo home in what was described as a “failed wombat-fighting ring.”

…but I’ve uplinked because it contains one of the great Australian put-downs of all time,…

“The bastard who sold them to me said they were vicious killers,” said Kensington. “I paid $300 bucks for a pair of eucalyptus-leaf eating retards who just stare at each other with a dull glare.”

…even if it was uttered by an apocryphal Ohioan.