Archive for November, 2006
Men Like Gods

According to Cambridge history lecturer Dr Richard Toye, Winston Churchill borrowed phrases such as “English-speaking peoples”, “gathering storm” and “reverse employer of Labour” from science fiction works by H. G. Wells.

Toye quotes a fan letter Churchill wrote to Wells in 1902, and Churchill saying in 1931 that he could “pass an exam” on Wells’s work.

Toye compares this to “Tony Blair borrowing phrases from Star Trek or Doctor Who.” As it happens, George W. Bush referred to Brave New World in a 2001 speech condemning stem cell research, while Dick Cheney has recently admitted that people see him as “the Darth Vader of the administration” - but I have no evidence that Cheney has ever written George Lucas a fan letter, or that Bush could pass an exam on Huxley’s work.

Full story: Sydney Morning Herald.

Cambrian rabbit falsifies evolution

The discovery of a fossilised rabbit in the Burgess Shale may demolish one of the pillars of modern science, the theory of evolution. The late J. B. S. Haldane famously said that all it would take to falsify evolution is a single Cambrian rabbit fossil, and that is exactly what has been uncovered by paleontologist Dr Wilfred Splenebyrst of the London School of Ergonomics.

“I checked and double-checked the dating, and then checked it again with three independent labs,” said Dr Splenebyrst. “There really is no doubt. This is a 520-million year old rabbit fossil.”

The new fossil, Paleohyrax reprobae, differs from modern rabbits in a number of subtle anatomical ways, lending weight to it being truly a new species from the Cambrian era. “This is definitely not a modern rabbit,” said Dr Splenebyrst. “It was about half the size and may even have been carnivorous. It appears to have been foraging for trilobites in the ancient tidal pools.”

Due to its profound impact, the scientific paper has been released by Nature ahead of next week’s official publication. In a related story, the journal Nature will be renamed Realm from the next volume.

Google News vs. plagiarism

Yesterday, while reading about Microsoft’s new white elephant, Zune, I came across two remarkably similar articles on Google News.

Exhibit A: “Why consumers are angry with Microsoft over Zune” by Stan Beer

Exhibit B: “Will it or won’t it: Kill the iPod?” by Techtree News Staff

As university academics will know, the internet has made it very easy to commit plagiarism — in this case, the original and the simulacrum were released on the same day. But the internet also makes it easier to identify plagiarism. If it hadn’t been for Google News putting the two headlines next to each other, would anyone have noticed the similarity between an Australian column and an Indian newsbite?

Broderick and Barnes turn to crime

Damien Broderick and Rory Barnes have a new novel out — and it’s a bit of a leap from their previous work together. The Hunger of Time was a winning combination of hardcore scientific extrapolation and narrative romp. From the hardest of hard SF, the two Bs have now brought out I Suppose a Root’s Out of the Question?, a very Aussie small-scale noir crime novel dipped in a thick layer of black humour.

(Buy it at Point Blank Press / Amazon.com / Amazon.co.uk.)

Attack of the juxtaposition fairies

Thanks to Sportal.com.au for this morsel of unintentional burlesque

I Hate Ben Peek, by Ben Peek

This is our first guest appearance on Talking Squid. It’s by Ben Peek, who is getting people to hate him as a viral marketing tool, so Talking Squid suggested he start with himself. As you will see, Mr. Peek has issues. Oh yes, he has…

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It isn’t easy hating oneself. In fact, it is a lot of work.

You’ve always got to be ahead of everyone, that’s the problem. Take the time a girl told me that I was an egotistical maniac, only interested in myself and thus totally shallow and unintelligent. Well, like, yeah, tell me something I don’t know. The girl in question didn’t quite seem to understand how I could agree and not do anything about it, but once you accept that you’re a shallow, egotistical maniac out only for yourself, you don’t have to bother with making yourself a better person. You’ve accepted something bad. You’ve embraced it. You get all zen with it and you live with it, and late at night, sure, late in the lonely night, you say the bad things to yourself you wouldn’t say during the day. But even that is work, because you’ve got to be consistently up on your insults to yourself, constantly trying to find new ways to belittle yourself, so that when you see your name popping up over the place in a vague insult by people you don’t know, you can just roll your eyes and say, “Uncreative fucks.”

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Ikarie exists

Back in 2000 or 2001, a Czech magazine called Ikarie asked to reprint a story of mine called “Written in Blood.” I was chuffed of course, and in time a cheque arrived. Sadly, the exchange rate and the bank’s conversion fees pretty much chewed up its entire value. But nobody sells short fiction to foreign magazines for the money. It’s the honour that counts. And it is a great honour. My story was printed alongside Stephen Dedman’s excellent and very creepy “The Devotee”, and other issues reprinted writers of the stature of Alastair Reynolds, Michael Swanwick, Ian McDonald, Suzy McKee Charnas, Stephen Dedman, Rudyard Kipling, Greg Egan and Nancy Kress.

But I never received a copy of the magazine, and I found it impossible to find any sign of it on the net. After so many years, I worried that maybe the story had never actually been printed and I dropped “translated into Czech” from my bio because I wasn’t absolutely sure. Just the other day, though, Stephen Dedman found that Ikarie 04/2002 had been published after all and both our stories were listed in the contents.

This is what it looks like:

Mind you, I’m a little disappointed. I would much have preferred to be in November ‘03, with its gloriously demented cover art:

David Horowitz and his amazing motherhood gunship

David Horowitz, culture warrior, is a living demonstration that the only thing more damaging to academia than left-wing postmodernism is its right-wing opposition. In his most recent attack on leftist bias in universities, Horowitz illustrates precisely why he should be excluded from the process of balancing the scales.

Consider this:

My opponents have also consistently aimed their intellectual arrows at the wrong targets, allowing me to proceed with my agenda without any substantive opposition. In a September 17 article in The New York Times, for example, Michael Bérubé, a professor of literature at Pennsylvania State University, expressed concern about a legislative committee that I inspired, the Pennsylvania Committee on Academic Freedom, which held hearings in the state. He noted that during the hearings Penn State “revealed that it had received all of 13 student complaints about political ‘bias’ over the past five years on a campus with a student population of 40,000.”

My response to that point? If there are just 13 abuses per campus at the top 100 universities, that would add up to 1,300 over five years. A study by the historian Lionel Lewis of academic persecutions during the McCarthy era (which, according to Lewis, lasted nine years) found only 126 faculty members involved in academic-freedom cases at 58 institutions nationally. Those cases led to an estimated 69 terminations, of which 31 were resignations at a single institution after it established a loyalty oath. Yet small as that number may appear among the thousands of universities and hundreds of thousands of professors, the author concluded, “It is apparent that their chilling effect on the expression of all ideas by both faculty and students was significant, although in fact there is no way to measure adequately their full impact.”

I think most people would concur: The chilling effect is the issue, not the absolute number, although each case is cause for concern. The real question is whether universities are set up to deal with such problems through established and well-publicized procedures.

When Horowitz decides to multiply up the number of complaints from 13 to 1300, he assumes that the number of students is the same at all of the 100 top universities and that the complaint rate is the same. In fact, using Horowitz’s logic, we could point out that if we include the top 1000 universities and follow them for the next twenty years and we’d have 52,000 complaints. Heck, we can make the number as big as we like. Follow 1000 universities for the next million years, and there would be 2.6 billion complaints!

Michael Bérubé gave the figures correctly: number of complaints over length of time against the size of the student population. That comes to 0.65 complaints per 10,000 students per year, which is clearly a very low rate of complaint. Of course, Horowitz doesn’t like that figure so he has to inflate it.

But the worst thing Horowitz has done is to equate student complaints with academic persecutions in the McCarthy era. A complaint by itself means very little. It may be reasonable or it may be vexatious. Even if the complaint is warranted, it may be resolved to everyone’s satisfaction by an apology. On the other hand, persecutions in the McCarthy era meant that academics could lose their jobs or end up in prison. And while there may have been relatively few official persecutions in academia, there was a society-wide pursuit of communists that resulted in hundreds of prison sentences and over ten thousand dismissals. In this situation, it is eminently reasonable to talk of a climate of fear.

Furthermore, Horowitz doesn’t seem to understand that his complaints about bias in academia run in the same political direction as McCarthyist accusations. Right against left. So when Horowitz equates the two, the message that comes through is that the small number of complaints against leftist professors can be inflated to have the same fearful impact as the McCarthy persecutions. On the superficial level, Horowitz is arguing that a small number of complaints may be evidence of a culture of fear, but he fails to expand on the fact that both the McCarthy hearings and Horowitz’s Academic Bill of Rights are aimed at generating a culture of fear amongst leftists. While referring to the evils of the McCarthy era for rhetorical purposes, Horowitz is agitating to have similar processes put in place.

To understand what is wrong with Horowitz’s superficially innocuous Academic Bill of Rights, wonder why it is opposed by the American Association of University Professors, the American Library Association, the American Federation of Teachers, the National Association of Scholars, and the National Coalition Against Censorship, and then read this insightful Reason article by Jesse Walker and this on the Temple University hearings by Bill Berkowitz. A useful lesson from history: motherhood statements are the hand-crafted tools of intimidation.

A quicker geek detection algorithm

Are you a geek? You can find out by answering the 507-question quiz at Innergeek. Of course, there is a faster way of testing your geekiness. Just answer this question:

Q. Would you fill out this 507-point quiz to find out if you are a geek?

A. Yes, and thus you are a geek.
B. No, and you have never heard of Euler’s identity.

Alternatively, you can visit this page. If you laugh, you’re a geek.

Funniest thing I read this week

George W. Bush quoted* in the Washington Post:

By putting this election and partisanship behind us, we can launch a new era of cooperation and make these next two years productive ones for the American people,” he said.

Give that man a sitcom.

(* my emphasis)